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"YOU TWO-FACED BASTARD!" - quote from Harry Potter

"What?"

"Oh nothing, I was just quoting from Harry Potter."

"All these you should have learnt when you were a little boy, or a little girl, carrying a big fat Ninja Turtle schoolbag to your primary school." - Mr. Peter Tan, my English teacher. (Yes, I copy quotes in my notebook, but not so much for notes.)

"Oh, don't worry about me, I'll just stand here and try to be an elegant-looking statue. Being still shouldn't be too difficult considering the temperature."

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"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

"Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Who said 'Government by the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from earth' ?"

"Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

"Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is from Mexico and is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

"Screw the Mexcicans."

"WHO SAID THAT?"

"Jim Bowie, 1836."

"I'm gonna puke."

"All right now! Who said that?"

"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

"Oh yeah? Suck this!"

"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

"Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!"

-Teacher faints-

"Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!"

"Saddam Hussein, 2003."

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"We'll fart and the soldiers will go running down."

"__________, I don't likeeeeeeeee yooooouuuuu." - When someone gets a higher mark than you...

"Why watch Channel 8 drama serials when you can see _______ and _______ bickering like they have been together for the last 5000 years?"

"Why are you arguing with me over love for Jamie?"

"Because I love her more."

"They said 'they want black but we want green'."

"They want 'Black' as a group name? And what makes you think I want 'Green' for their group name?"

"NO, you don't get it, that's their group name!'

"No, I'm not hearing the calls of nature, I'm hearing the calls of hunger."

"Never, in any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and laxative the same night."

"Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead."

"I owe alot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

You have more than a mother and father for your parents?