Sunday, May 23, 2010
, 9:27 AM
It is this year that I realised how abnormal I am.
I have to admit. I try to act like myself as much as possible at school. Especially to get rid of that 'emo-kia' nickname this irritating guy gave me. But I like him actually. Do not misunderstand. I mean he's a funny person.
But whenever I act like myself and make all those weird expressions I have, I realise I look gay.
I rather not look like an idiot. OMG. I have multiple personalities!!
People really don't understand me. Am I not being myself on this blog? No. I am totally being myself. Actually, I'm typing everything, every line on my mind. And ARTEMIS FOWL POPS OUT. Why did I have to type the phrase 'on my mind'? Anyway. I am definitely not some emo-kia being upset at the world blahblahblah. I rather waste my time thinking and day dreaming about Artemis Fowl. And no, I'm not dreaming of marrying him. -.- I'm thinking of fanfiction, okay?
I realised there's really one thing I have yet to tell everyone. It's so obvious that I forget that no one really knows. I AM GREEDY. I LIKE FOOD. Don't tempt me by buying different food from what I have. Because it really makes me feel like stealing your food. My family members understand that best, which is why my father always eat before me, or moves far away from me.
And I am actually saliva conscious. I mind sharing the same spoon, fork, straw or whatever that can enter my mouth and yours. Including non-edible stuff. Cheers. I try not to mind.
And physically. I realised that it is not only my left collarbone that is out of place. (It's lower than my right collarbone.) My whole left ribcage is lower than my right's. But it's better than the collarbone. I mean the collarbone is super obvious and I can FEELLLL IT.
I should end here. Because people are going to feel disgusted if I continue on.